And Wired is quoted as saying…

Where your boys curse various news outlets.
http://tinyurl.com/d97gta6
This Week:
- Butt spreading spray tans!…for chicks.
- Apparently Firefly vodka fucks you up.
- A small central European town is changing its name from Fucking, Australia.
- Apparently, next time on Washed up Radio there will be nothing.
If you like grime and filth, if you quite like filth, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Where the Subway at?

Where one of your boys acts the fool in Baldymore.
http://tinyurl.com/cu7r6jl
This Week:
- Chance takes down the soviet empire.
- The art of talking to female professionals.
- Heroine is stressful. Sometimes you should help the homeless take the edge off.
- How to see the future!
- Packing tips for the modern man!
If you like wandering aimlessly through a world in which you don’t belong, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Discharge!

Where your boys roll it into a ball, stretch it out, etc.
http://tinyurl.com/7grpzzb
This Week:
- We remind you to get out there and find that fucking dog.
- Brad wasn’t the only one to come during his private time.
- Wait…did the intro really say that he jerked it in his sister’s soup?
- Game of Thrones reminds us that good things come in small packages, but begs the question what things do small packages come in?
- Chance is literally (or is it figuratively? fuck you) made speechless by the filth that is this week’s Good Samaritan.
If you like being told to go fuck yourself over and over again, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
The Hunger Glames!

Where your boys get all futuristic on everybody’s asses.
http://tinyurl.com/82kjj24
This Week:
- Chance sounds like a robot. Brad’s stares make him quite uncomfortable.
- We discuss the social etiquette behind RSVPs, but stay true to ourselves by making plenty of dick jokes.
- Your boys enlighten you to the best wines to pair with fine cinema and a bowel movement.
- It turns out Back Alley Butt Plumping is here to stay.
If you like poisoning your ear hole with funny sauce, you’ll love Washed up Radio.
The Blurst of Times!

Where your boys get way too drunk. Seriously.
http://tinyurl.com/cyp6mtb
This week:
- The picture/title says it all.
- You guys can fuck off.
If you like 16 hours of unadulterated drinking, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Fuck Ross Bagley!

Where your boys take a peek at Yeah-Yeah’s peepee.
http://tinyurl.com/76u9rrx
This week:
- Brad went to school with Wookie Goldberg’s fake kid.
- Yea Yea’s success following The Sandlot may be due to his early exposure.
- We recount countless accounts of St. Patrick’s Day.
- It takes a brave woman to date the Statue of Liberty.
If you like things that you like causing you to love other things, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Days Go By!

Where your boys realize it’s the bigger love of the family.
http://tinyurl.com/7p557q7
This week:
- We ALLEGEDLY wrap up the ALLEGED saga of the UPS store horror. It is ALLEGEDLY not a very pleasant topic. ALLEGED.
- Brad brings over a highly infections bacterial disease.
- Butt news happens for a sec.
- Lorianne apparently is down for butt sex and farm animals, but a good-natured old-fashioned three way is out of the question. We’ll sort her out in this week’s “The Good Samaritan.”
If you like how your butt cheeks like as flat as what what you done saw on the T.V.s, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Leap Day!

Where you all totally get fucked.
http://tinyurl.com/6u87kyq
- Chance eats more eggs than a steroid-fueled beast-hunting Disney heart throb.
- If you really wanna get—dollahs dollahs!
- Brad got his free turkey and got the fuck out!
- If you ordered pizza in the early 2000’s you may as well have sucked the shit out from under Brad’s nails!
- Ever worked for an googly eyed fuck?? We both have.
If you like farts that smell like cigarettes and coffee, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
It’s a community house!!

Where your boys are sorry they broke up your black panther party.
http://tinyurl.com/6w832ct
- Please, keep it on your face.
- “It” aches. And, its killing Brad’s gas mileage.
- Celebrating the shortest month.
- If you don’t invite Brad to your Klan party, prepare for the reckoning.
- Chance wipes as good as a four year old.
- Some say tomato, some say my manhood was torn apart.
If you like smoked kitty cat, you’ll love Washed up Radio!
Last night I ate a piece of cheese I dropped on my bathroom floor.
Just put your little hand in mine…
Show #9 - Schmedium.

Where your boys realize that ain’t slime.
www.washedupradio.blogspot.com/2012/01/show-9.html
- Brad is sacrificing his kidneys to get Jack3d.
- Will his dark secret be forced from the closet?
- Country Club floor poopin’!
- Omelet of Vomit
- What does a ghost tell a woman with two black eyes?
If you like bedazzled crucifixes, you’ll love Washed up Radio!